imagigirlart asked: Hey, quick question for no particular reason...if your race in Dnd would be Muppetborn, what would your class be?
See this one I really have to think hard about because normally I go for sneaky sneaky magic things like rogues or wizards or bards or something like that, But. the thing is there is nothing more enthralling to me that the concept of a warrior/barbarian Muppet. Just imagine: this pile of neon coloured fluff and googly eyes bodily hurling themselves into and out of explosions, flailing into battle with YAAAAAAAAAY and WAKKA WAKKA war cries with no weapons save a banana and a squeaky rubber chicken and coming out completely unscathed. All while being extremely chill and huggable the rest of the time
also Miss Piggy is absolutely a supreme barbarian and Gonzo is clearly in some sort of monk/ninja subclass here so I mean