*new yorker voice* bada bing
*other new yorker across the street* bada boom
*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE
*vendor pops out from a sewer* HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS
*shady-looking man pops out from dumpster* EY TONY
(via impomaniac)