Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

Well it made me laugh at least.

Okay so it’s day two of wrecking my fingers trying to learn how to play guitar (oh my god why do I have such pudgy sensitive baby hands the paaaaiiiin), and I talk to myself when nobody else is in. Call me mad but it’s somehow better than just going insane in silence.

Generally I’m giving myself a good telling off because obviously that’s the healthiest way to get myself to improve.

I just called myself a blithering dolt.

I… I didn’t even know that I could use that phrase and mean it sincerely.

The summary of today.

SO

I severely injured my wrist after losing an argument with a taxi and a street curb

got sort of voluntarily laid off (see above for details)

played pokemon

got randomly called by my teacher (had a missed call from me from ages ago when I was working for him- had no idea who it was- complete coincidence)

asked him how he was yada yada yada

got invited to a lecture by one of the artists who has influenced me almost my entire life who just happens to be coming to my old school in two hours

awesome lecture witnessed

meet said artist, get signed book, awkwardly offer to help him with the project he’s promoting

said teacher puts on my film as a demonstration of my work (without my consent)

I die

he says ‘hey that was pretty cool you know I’ll be starting this in a month so send me an email or something’

I die.

TL:DR

WHELP.

Fell off the curb and sprained my wrist.

Badly.

Can’t even hold a stylus.

Doc said I might recover in about two-three weeks.

Everyone at work was lovely about it but we all agreed they can’t sit around waiting for me to get better.

My first job has lasted a sum total of one day and an hour.

What is my life.

The Property of Hate fanfiction

miraclemango:

adorababble:

Title: Figments of Follies

Snag: Today, experts on outdated mediums conclude that RGB’s dribbly grin is paradoxically reminiscent of carefully daubed whitewash, the sort swiveled over bricked up walls built to hide the hollows where the corpses are stuffed. 

Beta Reader/Desk Dent Prevention Squad: miraclemango

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best squad. B]

What.

Wait.

What?

How is there already fic there cannot be fic why is this fic so good.

(via miraclemango)

Let’s play the doppelganger game instead of doing homework

miyomo:

simply-poptarts:

usb-dongle:

bukakkewindmill:

angerliz:

scootermoto:

kaeferlein:

bonnynotion:

1. Take a webcam photo of yourself the way you are right now.

2. Go to Google Images and use the ‘search by image’ for the webcam picture you just took (drag the image into the search bar or click the camera icon)

3. Post the first result, this is your doppelganger.

Google result:

A+++++

Google:

wow its like looking in a mirror

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD

ah

of course

shit

wow perfect„

hdjkshfjkFHJKfhjsdkaj

I…

what.

(via kawaiiyomo-blog)

TPoH: Update

Here and here.

Trying out vertical shots for this chapter :) bleh didn’t like it OKAY HANDS THERE that’s this chapter’s thing.

miraclemango:

hroo-hraa-fee-fi-fo-fum replied to your post: hroo-hraa-fee-fi-fo-fum liked your photo NO YOU…

I—

oh.

#megacrow has a crush on itty bitty buster keaton

There aren’t that many things that I draw that I can really claim to be ‘one of the strangest things I’ve ever drawn’ because everything I draw is so goddamn weird.

But this one has to be an exception.

yunisverse:

akidcalledheckler:

Okay so I may have just watched a lot of Community because I hadn’t for a while.

By a while I mean about two weeks.

So… is it cool if I go marry Abed?

He’s just, pretty much the most magnificent creature I’ve ever seen.

Amazing how you manage to time this after I just finished a week-long marathoning of the freaking show to finally watch it

idk Sam I think we have to find a way to share him

no one person can hog all that nose

Dude wtf guys I literally just devoured the second season yesterday.

What the hell.

Also no Abed is my baby you can’t have him.

(via yunisverse)