
Excuse me I’m just going to print this out and glue it to my face to cover the BLUSHING ASKFJA;LSFKALS

Well, hypothetically, if this were the case, I would recommend not trying.
By this I do not mean ‘omg no go away how dare you try to be my friend grrrrr blargh urgh’, I mean that trying is too much. I’m happy to be friends with anyone who wants to know me, and as far as I’m concerned, if I know you, you’re my friend by default. Don’t try to impress me, don’t hound every step I take, don’t bay unto the moon and conduct secret rituals and wail into the South Western wind in the dead of night- just be you. Say hello. Give me a hug.
Of course, this is all entirely hypothetical.