- Stephen Fry: Six year olds, I mean, probably cry 70 or 80 times a day.
- Phill Jupitus: 70 or 80 times? ...What does Uncle Stephen do?
- Stephen Fry: ... I try to teach them Latin.
- Alan Davies: 'Not the British Museum again!'
- Phill Jupitus: 'I don't like foie gras!'
- Alan Davies: 'This is Prosecco and this is real champagne.' [mimics crying]