british summer is here.
“What a fucking bell end”
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Posts tagged "well then"
Joke cut from The Waste of Time
Orbble Wright: “This is my newest invention, the Orbble Transporter. We wanted to call them ‘Skywalkers’ but we couldn’t for legal reasons.”
That joke was actually subsequently cut for legal reasons.
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0chromat replied to your post: modmad replied to your post: Whenever …
[adorned in priest robes] I now pronounce you Mod and secretary. [does the things with the hand gestures]
o▽o!!!!
[Cue Happy Wedding.mp3]
you see this is what I miss when I go to bed
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HANGING BOAT BED
Do you spend your nights lying awake in bed thinking, “fuck, my bed is shit, it’s nothing like a boat; how can i be expected to feel the motion of the earth through water through my body, thereby experiencing the dynamic nature of the earth while I sleep on this knackered old divan?”
Get a hanging boat bed then you tosser.
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