Am I the only one who wishes you could actually read the books you find on Pottermore?

I’m not even asking for a whole book. I mean come on, just a blurb or something...

I’m not even asking for a whole book. I mean come on, just a blurb or something...
I should be doing a Hatter post, or one of the nickname portraits or something, but I can’t because I have the worst headache and I don’t know whyyyyyy nooooooo stoooop iiiiiiit.
Also, he’s a Batman cartoon character.
Calm down son.
Get a hobby.
Like this guy.