Posts tagged "vampires"
sometimes I get commissioned things and I’m like well. that’s sure something I’d never come up with by myself BUT YOU KNOW WHAT OKAY
anon commissioner wanted some good old shameless cheesey vampire duck stuff based off Quacklight. Yes. That is the...

sometimes I get commissioned things and I’m like well. that’s sure something I’d never come up with by myself BUT YOU KNOW WHAT OKAY

anon commissioner wanted some good old shameless cheesey vampire duck stuff based off Quacklight. Yes. That is the official duck comic parody of Twilight. Yes, these two are both vampires, and yes, the whole thing is self-insert fanfic written by Daisy and Brigitta. It’s perfect.

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biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

(via rezpiral)