YES I AM YES IT IS AND ABSOLUTELY NOT BECAUSE YOU SEE I HAVEN’T GROWN UP MYSELF AND I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO DO SO AND THUS THE ODDS OF YOU BECOMING ME BY GROWING UP ARE CONSEQUENTLY RATHER UNLIKELY AND BESIDES I HAVE DREADFUL INSOMNIA AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT BY BECOMING ME SO I’M TERRIBLY FLATTERED BUT PLEASE RETHINK YOUR LIFE DECISIONS DEAR ANON LIKE I DON’T KNOW MAYBE TRY OUT BECOMING THAT ROBERT D. JUNIOR CHAP HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD CHOICE
OKAY TA