Part two! Thanks for hanging in there with this one despite that weird opener- hopefully it will just make sense as it goes along but here’s a link to the original Trail of the Unicorn story in case you want to scope that out first! (warning: that website has some gross adverts so be sure to have your adblock all suped up)
also again sorry this one is so wildly scribbly but I was a) trying to save on time and b) my hands died partway through making it like, really bad. whelp.
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people that dont have characters squawking in their heads constantly always tell me how much they wish they could write characters like me because “theyre so alive and well rounded and full of depth!” and im just like thats because that bitch is really in my head the only thing keeping her from crawling into existence like a child of athena are the laws of nature
Anonymous asked: (psst but has Paul F Tompkins seen your alt design? bc he should. see it.)
(I… don’t think so? and I’m way too shy to @ people on the DT team ever but i lov him and I really need to get back to listening to the Thrilling Adventure Hour bc that show is so damned funny)
Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!
WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS
so I went to my buddy at the hairdressers with the intent of asking her to cut all the red off and bleach my excessively overgrown roots so I could then dye it turquoise or something, and she said fine but it would be easier to bleach it first then cut it
so we did the bleaching, washed it out, then realized it looked kind of funky already- we then both had an epiphany at the same time that it was the same colour as Leeloo’s hair in Fifth Element and therefore it would be a travesty to undo this miraculous deed
