OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE
THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD
NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD
IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER
IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS
AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON
SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN
p.s. sorry I am behind with reblogging your lovely fanart but this week’s storyboarding has been a RIDE and with my hand at half capacity it’s been a little harder than usual to keep track of tumblr things :’D
I’ll try to catch up later today I promise \o/
Anonymous asked: what is the coolest thing you've ever done
I punched a bluebottle right out of the air once
news just in I did not know a bluebottle was a type of jellyfish until five seconds ago
now I kind of wish it had been that kind because punching a flying jellyfish would be so much cooler
I was horrified to discover that the answer to the question ‘have you ever drawn Professor Layton on a horse’ was 'no’
I am rectifying the situation as quickly as possible
I really hope this anon is joking but just in case you’re not
I WAS ARGUING WITH MYSELF LAST NIGHT ANON SHHUHSHHUSH IT’S OKAY thatdappertellybloke is a side blog for the TPoH fanart I get calm down son
also I’m thinking of reusing the old M.O.D. sideblog for miscellaneous fanart like SKIP or Leap things I’ll get back to you on that :|b
Anonymous asked: open everything with your wrist, chin, elbow, or knees
I actually forgot about the last text post and thought some random anon was just challenging me to do this for the rest of the day
I didn’t even object I just was like YEAH OKAY WHY THE FUCK NOT LET’S DO THIS