So I had real fun hanging out with the girls today for my b'day but at one point they attacked me and covered me in lipstick and nail polish which I never wear, it was brutal I tell ya
thing is I think they wanted me to be all like oo strike a pose lookit me I'ma laydee
whereas in reality I’m just like
SUMMON THE FLYING MONKEYS
BRING ME SNOWWHITE’S HEART IN A BOX OF PINE SO THAT I MAY FEAST UPON IT
AND WHERE’S MY GODDAMN DALMATIAN PUPPY COAT