It had all been fun and games,
but then they took out Mr. Reed.
Someone had to bring law back to this rusty old town, and they’d do it the hard way if they had to.
SO THIS KIND OF GOT OUT OF HAND REALLY FAST also I imagine that Sam was doing the dishes when the Sheriff Spine came to recruit him so he just left the apron on because he would be the darned best barkeep in the West y'all.
Obviously inspired by this wonderful thing :3
