Anonymous asked: it really weirds me out that i've never heard your voice before
I’ve had a couple of requests for what I sound like recently, and I’m a bit too shy to record anything right now, but I did do some reading of Alice in Wonderland an age ago so if you’re absolutely desperate to hear my weird accent (and horribly bad attempts at other accents) then you can have a look at this lot
some of the audio files seems to have corrupted or gone missing but I only got 5 chapters in anyway so \o/
Alice’s Adventure’s in Wonderland; Chapter Five. Advice from a Caterpillar.
Mostly because I got this a while back and I do feel kind of bad for having left off-

If you search ‘modmad reads’ on my page you should end up with the other chapters of me making an ass of myself. Also headphones are probably not a great idea- I am terrible at sound balancing, and I tend to get into it when I start arguing with myself.
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Alice’s Adventure’s in Wonderland; Chapter Four. The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill.
Used GarageBand this time- meant I didn’t have to record it all in one breath and could go over a mistake or two but idk how it turned out, I haven’t ever used it before so :/
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Alice’s Adventure’s In Wonderland; Chapter Three- A Caucus Race and a Long Tale.
Yes I epic-failed several times in this.
No I cannot be bothered recording it all over again.
Seriously I need to find a way of recording these in a way that I can edit, doing the whole thing in one take is killing me…
Also my apologies to the entire population of France and Wales for what I just did to your beautiful accents.
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland; Chapter Two. The Pool of Tears.
AUGH FINALLY and right after I pressed stop on the recording a whole platoon of firetrucks went past. Narrow escape there and seriously guys I don’t think you all need to have your sirens on at the same time. You are exceedingly large vehicles with the same intent. People get it.
Also yeah I definitely messed up a few times but I HAVE TO GO OUT NOW AND IT’S A DAY LATE ALREADY DEAL WITH IT.
Alice’s Adventure’s in Wonderland; Chapter One. Down the Rabbit Hole.
Pretty sure I messed up a few bits in this but I refuse to listen to my obnoxious voice to check, and I have to record these in one take, so you’ll just have to deal with it.