Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

Yes, yes I am and daskdaks shush it’s just dorky as hell.

Also I look tired as hell because I am.

freeze right now and take a picture with your webcam

miyomo:

paranoidandroid42:

verityinspades:

fynnbutt:

get-overhere:

My eye decided to freak out in the middle of taking a picture

so this is what you are getting.

This is my amused Tumblr face

I was scratching my head

Damnit why do these always pop up in the evening when there’s no light.

Also yeah I usually sit about a mile away from the screen and look bored even if I am being entertained. You found out my terrible secret.

(via kawaiiyomo-blog)

Pfff don’t be silly, I don’t wear shirts all the time.

That’s what short-sleeved shirts are for.

awauhsdnk fff shush, thanks, but shush :“>

Anyway yes, I dye my hair but I’m not entirely sure what colour it is! I started dying it red way back in Grammar School (hence the nickname of Fred after the Weasley holding up for so long), but when I was a kid it was really blond. I started to go mousey-brown in my teens and was like NOPE so then it was red and it’s been red for a long time.

I was actually blond again for most of 2011 but I bleached it. Last year I tried to take a picture every year so I could do a stop motion animation of me aging some day, so here’s a pics-or-it-didn’t-happen for you;

Here’s me being hideous when my roots started showing through (without cartoon eyeliner for once) so you can see it’s probably mid-brown now…

Here’s when I accidentally bought the wrong bleach and it went a kind of mega weird blond-pink-brown…

aaaand this was me thinking I was going to hang myself by learning to tie a bow tie a week or so ago.

:T

Wait, Americans have things called biscuits that aren’t… biscuits?

Let me just search this-

Wait a sec-

isn’t that a scone? how is that anything like a bisc-

Wait.

Is that a piece of friend chicken?

You people put gravy and chicken on scones and call them biscuits?

…

Ladies, please; I’m not that easy to win over. Hate to disappoint, but the secret stays with me.

Button, ducky, but points for trying- and oh, they’re just something I picked up last time I was in Mancheste-

…

You anons are a cunning bunch aren’t you?

Shave it, I’ve heard them all before.

I always sort of laugh when people ask this of anyone, because to me it’s like asking what your favourite film is; THERE IS NO ANSWER. Some days it’s The General, sometimes it’s Paprika, sometimes it’s The Third Man, there’s no way to answer.

Same with tea; but if there’s one type that I drink far too frequently it’s this one-

… Dear god I look genuinely deranged.

Excellent.

Look. No. Just, no. I appreciate the interest but really, stop. There is absolutely nothing that you can say to persuade me to

I hate you.

So much.

I tried. I really did-

but you see, anon-

it always sticks out in places-

and then I pull stupid faces-

so I will never be a kawaii animu like Ringo.

Sorry about that .n.