Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

Sitting at home with fairly new bow-tie, recently rain-frizzed hair and our really rather old fireplace.

Old fireplaces are cool.

I have no idea what second anon is referring to and I feel like I post my ugly mug on this blog way too much already but yeah okay here’s both in one shot

short sleeved shirts aren’t really my thing but they can come in handy (and I can still wear a tie if I want to :P)

no

the entire thing is an elaborate ruse

sergeantobliv:

frillious:

modmad:

sergeantobliv:

eat cake

drink tea

fuck bitches

ain’t got cake

but I always bring a banana to a party

good source of potassium

*Ugly snorting laugh*

I’d join but I’m not a cool kid.

And this ain’t my computer.

I’d put this back on my head

but I finished it 

excuses

I’m starting to think you aren’t taking this seriously

(via sergeantobliv-deactivated201405)

Sometimes I wonder why people always say I move like a cartoon character

then I remember

I don’t always manage to get my hair to do what I want it to

but when I do

it’s raining

YOU MEAN NOW AS IN RIGHT NOW NOW?

BUT WHAT IF YOU MEANT NOW AS IN THE NOW BEFORE I COULD OPEN PHOTOBOOTH?

WHAT IF YOU MEANT NOW AS IN WHEN YOU POSTED THAT QUESTION AND IT’S TOO LATE NOW AND WHAT IF I DIDN’T DO IT RIGHT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW FOR YOU WAS NOW BUT FOR ME IT WAS THEN AND WHAT IF THE WORLD IS GONNA END BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO IT AT THE RIGHT NOW BUT A DIFFERENT NOW?

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I WROUGHT.