sorry to put these incredibly nsfw naked ducks on your dash but i’ve been noticing that some artists actually defy pantsless cartoon animal conventions and have them cover their top half under all circumstances instead of switching to covering their bottoms once their shirt is off and you know i can’t make an observation without making sure the whole world knows
variant 1: “so like there’s nothing technically inappropriate about a naked duck but you still ought to wear clothes to fit into this clothes-wearing society and since we know you guys have trouble wearing pants we’re gonna be nice and declare your chests inappropriate instead, keep those covered at all times”
variant 2: “so like… there’s nothing technically inappropriate about a naked duck… but you still ought to wear clothes to fit into this clothes-wearing society… man just imitate us as far as you can? just cover whatever’s convenient. just don’t be naked”
variant 3: “so like-” “i actually don’t give a single stone cold fuck”
