Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

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After seeing chromat’s picture of his family as object heads, I wanted to join in on the party! My mom is a novelist and has been one a /very/ long time and I’ve always known her to be always at the extremes of incredibly fashionable or very sloppy. Most of the time, she’s very friendly, accommodating, and even childish. (Her head is my rendition of one of her book covers since they all follow the same theme.) My dad is a retired architect who seems to wear the same things everyday. He’s kinda similar to my mom in that he’s very child-like too but probably to a more embarrassing degree. And then there’s me who thinks wearing leather jackets in hot weather is ok to do. You guys know what I’m like.

(via rusharound)

This is probably the most exceptionally stupid thing you will see all day, but I had to say something. Snails are not just cute: they are precious. They are beautiful, and elegant, complex, and fascinating. And so, as it happens, are you.

I don’t know you personally; we’ve never met, and maybe we never will. But I don’t think you are small, or slow, or kind of gross at all. I think you are incredibly talented, intelligent and, quite frankly, very cute. I happen to love snails. And I happen to really like you, too.

I can’t make art like other people can. I sure as hell can’t paint. But I CAN tell you in whatever way I am able that I think you are the BEST snail, so that’s what I’ll do. If an inch tall is how you feel, then I will paint you a centimeter bow-tie so you can be the most dapper inch-tall snail there ever was or ever will be. And if ever there is anything else I can do, you need only ask.

I hope that you feel better in the morning, Modmad!

(noot noot <3)

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