Arthur (over the tannoy): Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please. This is the airport speaking. Listen to the airport. Flight 202-02-02 is now ready for boarding at Gate… Eight. It isn’t late. It will not wait. If you want to be on that aeroplane… it’s time to get on the aeroplane now. If you have young children… put them on the aeroplane. If you have any hand baggage… put it on the aeroplane. If you have any bombs… they’re not allowed on the aeroplane. Please, put them… in the bin! Okay, bye! Love, the airport.
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