Oh great.
The guys who just came into our apartment to do some work managed to do something weird to the fan in the bathroom and now I can’t shut the bloody thing off.
IT’S ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME GOOD GOD WHAT DID THEY DO THE SWITCH DOESN’T WORK ANY MORE.
WAIT NO I managed to grab the guy and he’s fixed it oh my god thank goodness I can utilize a veneer of comedic bravado and comradery to make up for my technological incompetence and utter terror of strangers.