Posts tagged "but I will leave the good spiders"

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rumpenstiltzkin:

seriously…im all shaky.. a spider ambushed me in the bathrooom…

was washing my hands, turned around to grab my towel and a BIG FUCKING SPIDER was hanging from the ceiling staring at me with its EVIL EVILNESS! fuck… i feel like i got a heartattack…

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D8

DON’T WORRY EBBA. I WILL SAVE YOU.

I WILL FLY TO SWEDEN ON MY ROBOT UNICORN OF JUSTICE AND SMITE ALL THE EVIL SPIDERS WITH MY ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER OF MIGHT.