Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

Wait, Americans have things called biscuits that aren’t… biscuits?

Let me just search this-

Wait a sec-

isn’t that a scone? how is that anything like a bisc-

Wait.

Is that a piece of friend chicken?

You people put gravy and chicken on scones and call them biscuits?

…

Good question.

No answer.

Ladies, please; I’m not that easy to win over. Hate to disappoint, but the secret stays with me.

Button, ducky, but points for trying- and oh, they’re just something I picked up last time I was in Mancheste-

…

You anons are a cunning bunch aren’t you?

Shave it, I’ve heard them all before.

Well I won’t do everything, and I currently live in Canada, not America, but-

Howzat? Oh god Kate I am so sorry how do you live with me

I always sort of laugh when people ask this of anyone, because to me it’s like asking what your favourite film is; THERE IS NO ANSWER. Some days it’s The General, sometimes it’s Paprika, sometimes it’s The Third Man, there’s no way to answer.

Same with tea; but if there’s one type that I drink far too frequently it’s this one-

… Dear god I look genuinely deranged.

Excellent.