Posts tagged "and this is why I will never take drugs"

TL:DR Too much internet = awesome dreams.

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So last night I had a dream where I got pulled into the TV screen like in Persona 4, but then my room mate turned on the Wii to watch netflix so I ended up in the internet instead. I reorganized all the movies so there were all these cool obscure animated features in the top spots and then I nearly got crushed in a game of tetris.

After that there was some other stuff but when I ended up in tumblr I just ended up falling for infinity because there is no end to the scrolling, so it was like that part in Alice in Wonderland, but instead of there being maps and cool furniture it was all Portal 2 and Batman posts. Some of the gifs saw me falling past and waved and stuff and I was just like aksjdaksd I’m falling you assholes jeez >T

Eventually I got grabbed by a Buster Keaton gif and I have no regrets in having dream-hugged my icon near to death (and damnit can’t I do that every day?). I was pretty dizzy now though so I asked him how to get out, which was really hard because we both had to keep looping every three seconds, and he just shoved me backwards and I came sailing out of my laptop screen and fell off the desk in a pile of pixels.

I was brushing them off when I got hit over the head by a chair by my roomie, who was freaking the hell out and asking who I was and telling me to get out. Naturally I was a bit confused and tried reasoning but she wouldn’t talk to me after that, so I checked in the mirror and I’d been spat back out as Mod. After that it was a total mess- I kept running into people who wouldn’t believe who I was or what had happened, and when it rained I nearly short circuited and had to run into an electrics store to reabsorb some static.

Not quite sure how it ended (I think I was trying to find another TV or computer to jump into) but holy crap that was awesome let’s do it again sometime brain. I want a sequel to this shit.