For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.
For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.
Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.
Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.
traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit
I felt uneasy when I read the news today. Is filtering really the right way? I doubt it. No one knows exactly what consequences this brings, and I’m not having a good feeling about it, sadly :/
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part one of two! this is kind of a filler but even so it took me forever… anyway, hence the uber scribble (and yes that is the same bg as in Arm Restling call me out on it see if I care)
myrling-art asked: So there is this Swedish Duckburg name generator that shows you what your name would be if you lived in Duckburg (and speak Swedish I guess), so I tried putting your name in it, and apparently you are "Sill Joddelsnurr". It literally means "Herring Yodel-Spin. I thought you deserved to know.
I’M SO GOOD WITH hAVING THIS AS AN ALIAS holy shit
Anonymous asked: yay you like BNHA as well! but of course the stereotypical question I have to ask is- do you have any ships?
well it might stagger you to hear it but, no! I have none at all! I’m not against any really I guess I just? don’t go into things looking for ships so unless something really grabs me emotionally then no ships at all is actually my default! I just love these kids and doofy supers for their personalities and the story and hrggggh feelliiiiiiings
Anonymous asked: I'm sure someone's asked you this already but how do you feel about magicas voice in the new ducktales preview?
I DIG IT also Catherine Tate?! Did not see that choice coming at all and I am 1000% delighted ‘cause that girl is a riot, so yeah whatever her story angle is we have positive evidence that Magica will be able to sound both badass and utterly hilarious which is all I needed.
