Pokemon Evil Teams in a Nutshell
- Team Rocket: The mafia
- New Team Rocket: The mafia, but petty
- Team Magma: Volcano cultists
- Team Aqua: Yar har, fiddle di dee
- Team Galactic: Space idiots
- Team Plasma: PETA
- New Team Plasma: Being a pirate is alright with me
- Team Flare: Genocidal fashion police
- Team Skull: It's ya boy
- Aether Foundation: how is this place so damn clean??