OH MY GOD THEY’RE IN THE VENTS
Okay so at work we have a sort of speaker arrangement for studio calls- so you sometimes hear stuff like “can Josh from IT go to room G” or “staff meeting at ten has been moved to eleven”; you know, the usual.
Not today.
No, today we hear the usual ksshck-eeee before someone uses the mic and then…
nothing.
Just a bit of static.
So we’re all sort of shrugging, like “oh someone must have turned it on by accident” and then we just hear a bit of scuffling before-
“Did it get Max?”
“I… don’t know.”
“Well did you kill it?”
“Do you want to check? Wait- wait.”
Pause.
“Oh god, oh god they’re in the vents.”
-and then it turns off.
…
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
