Knocked over a wine bottle onto the hard kitchen floor.
Shards went bloody everywhere.
Well done Mod.
Ten points.

Holy shit.
ramtits:justicemuffins:tumblr4men:breejoyce submitted
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKIN’ FUCK FUCK FUCKIN’ FUCK BUGGER BUGGER BUGGEDY BUGGEDY FUCK FUCK ARSE BALLS BALLS FUCKETY SHIT SHIT FUCKIN’ WILLY WILLY SHIT AND FUCK.
AND TITS.
This wins over everything.