Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

becdecorbin:

modmad replied to your post: that’s p cool actually dasfasfdsg I didn’t…

Awwww yeah welcome to the coolest House in Hogwarts, bro.

AW YEAH PARTY TIME

Reblogging this because every time I scroll past it in my likes I smile like a dweeb.

Pottormore dueling.

IRL:

In Hogwarts:

Kate says that I am not a Slytherin because I am not mean, and I should have a cartoon/kid’s book called ‘the nicest Slytherin’ like 'the littlest Hobo’ except it’s me going around being happy and shit with all the other Slytherins looking at me like I’m wearing a turnip on my head.

… okay I added the last bit but seriously I don’t hate anyone.

I am the worst Slytherin.

It’s me.

Getting out of dodge

Okay so I retried the whole sorting hat thing (man it took forever to get back to that part) aaaaand-

CLOSE ENOUGH.

Okay actually I’ve always been sort of 50/50 as to whether I’d be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, but I always went with the more bookish and less cool one because, well, I am not cool.

BUT HEY looks like the whole British = Evil joke is back in town so THIS IS FINE WITH ME.

My new username is FlameSword11341 (who comes up with these I swear to god…) so buddy me up, pals!