you ever zone out and then suddenly realize you’ve spent too much time on something dumb
anyway I was gonna write a little rhyme about peacocking because we all know Jervis is the master of peacocking and PUA techniques but eh
besides there practically already is one
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!