Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

nonsense

completely ludicrous

utterly unfeasable

I mean

that’s

the very idea is…

actually would you let me get back to you on that excusemeIhavetobesomewhere-

so pumpkin-flavoured-everything month is sadly over, but you know what that means-

HAPPY HEY-REMEMBER-THAT-ONE-TIME-THOSE-DUDES-NEARLY-BLEW-UP-PARLIAMENT MONTH

or alternately ‘let’s put on all the knitwear we own and huddle around electric heaters like a bunch of hobos’ month

y'know, whichever

one hour into playing pokemon X and I got my first shiny

so yeah the game is going pretty well

OKAY SO I WAS WEARING THIS DORKY HAT THIS MORNING JUST BECAUSE I LIKE BEING A DUMBASS AND WEARING DORKY HATS and also my hair was a total mess OKAY

BUT THEN I TOOK IT OFF AND

WHAT THE FLIP

IT STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR PERFECTLY

I SHIT YOU NOT MY BARNET WAS A ROYAL MESS THIS MORNING LOOK AT THE SELFIES FROM YESTERDAY IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME

what dark secrets are contained within thee

yes indeedy I do, or at least did, I took lessons when I was in secondary school but it’s been a hell of a long time since I practiced…

well at least I’m decent at them on rockband

as for me sans glasses

nnnnnot exactly an improvement

also yeah I died my hair a bit darker for the expo, still getting used to it

I HAVE RETURNED FROM LONDON WITH GLORIOUS SPOILS

BEHOLD

MY TEENY TINY TEACUP HAIRCLIP

also decidedly mad and extremely cuddly jacket thing but THIS TEACUP MAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE

AT LAST

I AM AN ACTUAL MAD HATTER

oh trust me you have no idea

I used to take a ridiculous selfie every day my photobooth history is something to behold

I mean

really

my parents must be so proud

I don’t even remember taking half of these

okay I remember this one because I fell over trying to get my shoe in shot

can’t be tamed

okay but I literally just stepped out of the shower after re-dying my hair so you’d better be grateful you little shit