So due to the fact that I am outlandishly bad at catching bugs I had an idea for a dumb post for tumblr that has doubtless been done before
so I set out to fail intentionally
ah yes, all is going well
ha there no what wait
what there is NO WAY THAT CAUGHT ANYTHING ARE YOU KIDDING ME GAME I WAS MILES OFF FROM THAT TREE
okay never mind let’s just start over
ah perfect I never catch these buggers this will definitely
damnit okay maybe
GOD
FUCKING
AGAIN?!
sod it
So ACNL continues to be true to real life with the weather
and I continue to be the best mayor and not a failure or embarrassment to anyone particularly not myself shut up I did that on purpose
anyway so I decided to go see Isabelle and ask what’s up and oh
oh no that’s too cute
(note at this point I was genuinely bawwing)
I mean I can fit one in my pocket just so you know
anyway I eventually woke her up and
jfc
next ordinance to be passed; all work places to be equipped with sleeping bags and hot chocolate machines
I visited Mango’s town and I gave her a pretty dress and she gave me a psychotic mask and a jumper and a diving suit and a freaking pipe organ and far too many other things jeepers
she’s also hella rich and is naturally the queen of all fruit
I mean damn gurl those orchards
also yes, for those who correctly guessed what the deal was with my current dorky ACNL attire
aw yee
nnooooo Roscoe changed what he was wearing to some lame brown dogtooth pattern and gave me his cool checkered t-shirt because I was nice to him :C
this is my reward for trying to be a good mayor
