Anonymous asked: my sis came home today laughing and so okay we live real close to a big park with a lake and apparently? this one dude from school has been bugging her big time trying to get her to go out with him and today he followed her (she was with pals thank god) but when they got to the lake there was this goose? and it hissed when he got close, so he flapped a hand at it but then the goose just came AT him and he freaked so bad he dropped his rucksack in the water while running away screaming XD
THAT’S A GOOD GOOSE RIGHT THERE