List of notable achievements this week;


Ladies, please; I’m not that easy to win over. Hate to disappoint, but the secret stays with me.


Button, ducky, but points for trying- and oh, they’re just something I picked up last time I was in Mancheste-

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You anons are a cunning bunch aren’t you?


Well I won’t do everything, and I currently live in Canada, not America, but-




Howzat? Oh god Kate I am so sorry how do you live with me

I always sort of laugh when people ask this of anyone, because to me it’s like asking what your favourite film is; THERE IS NO ANSWER. Some days it’s The General, sometimes it’s Paprika, sometimes it’s The Third Man, there’s no way to answer.
Same with tea; but if there’s one type that I drink far too frequently it’s this one-

… Dear god I look genuinely deranged.
Excellent.