american cheese scares me
Fuck you I’m from Cheshire, your pansy yankee plastic squares don’t scare me.

You see that? YOU SEE THAT?
THAT’S REAL BLOODY CHEESE.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IT’S A REAL CHEESE?
YOU COULD CRIPPLE A LORRY WITH THAT THING.

YEAH YOU’D BETTER RUN.
(via grandpafucker)