okay so I promised visual evidence of my uncannily appropriate ACNL village but I don’t think you quite understand that one of my neighbours is Mr R
… no, really

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
HIS NAME EVEN BEGINS WITH AN R
AND LOOK WHAT HIS EYES DO WHEN HE GETS PISSY ABOUT SHIT

no way man you and me should team up to do a cosplay session sometime, ain’t nobody hating on you dressing up in my town, buddy
meanwhile my other locals live in a state of perpetual anxiety

which is fairly understandable when the first fish I caught was a shark (shortly followed by a hammerhead shark and a piranha)

soon, my pretties
soon