
Well since you have a reason and I am still all wibbley from traveling so bad decisions are a go-go

Going puppeteering tonight with my old troupe
AWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAH
someday I hope to be as cool as Mod *wistful sigh*
how the fuck are you so damn cool Mod HOW I AM EVEN DISTANT FRIENDS WITH YOU.
Jokes on you I’m not cool

this guy is though
so it’s really second hand coolness
(via t00ie)

Actually I don’t wear them all that often MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A LIE.
… well, okay, I wear them a lot more often than most people, but I usually wear a shirt and a tie/cravat of some description.
I am not, however, wearing any of those things right now

I know
I’m as shocked as you.
Sitting at home with fairly new bow-tie, recently rain-frizzed hair and our really rather old fireplace.

Old fireplaces are cool.

I have no idea what second anon is referring to and I feel like I post my ugly mug on this blog way too much already but yeah okay here’s both in one shot

short sleeved shirts aren’t really my thing but they can come in handy (and I can still wear a tie if I want to :P)
theres a ton of things wrong here and its sloppy obv so if anything this is a rough draft but idk if i can bring myself to finish it
the original size of this thing is Holy Fuck Huge but it looks better zoomed out
goes back to lying on the floor/EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI
/EVIL CONFETTI
STOP MAKING ME LOOK AWESOME I’M NOT THAT COOL IRL DAMNIT WAHAHAHAAAT
I think we need to find Mod a pointed walking stick because she’s as cool (if not cooler) than a toon villain in real life.
Haven’t got a walking stick, but I do have an umbrella if that counts?

Also I legit have a pocket watch, keeps perfect time and I refuse to use anything less eccentric.

(via t00ie)
eat cake
drink tea
fuck bitches
ain’t got cake
but I always bring a banana to a party
good source of potassium
*Ugly snorting laugh*
I’d join but I’m not a cool kid.
And this ain’t my computer.
I’d put this back on my head
but I finished it
excuses

I’m starting to think you aren’t taking this seriously