I HAVE RETURNED FROM LONDON WITH GLORIOUS SPOILS
BEHOLD
MY TEENY TINY TEACUP HAIRCLIP

also decidedly mad and extremely cuddly jacket thing but THIS TEACUP MAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE
AT LAST
I AM AN ACTUAL MAD HATTER
I HAVE RETURNED FROM LONDON WITH GLORIOUS SPOILS
BEHOLD
MY TEENY TINY TEACUP HAIRCLIP

also decidedly mad and extremely cuddly jacket thing but THIS TEACUP MAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE
AT LAST
I AM AN ACTUAL MAD HATTER

oh trust me you have no idea
I used to take a ridiculous selfie every day my photobooth history is something to behold
I mean

really

my parents must be so proud

I don’t even remember taking half of these

okay I remember this one because I fell over trying to get my shoe in shot



can’t be tamed

okay but I literally just stepped out of the shower after re-dying my hair so you’d better be grateful you little shit

so my Mary Poppins umbrella arrived in the post and it is SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT
but
the canopy is not black like I ordered
it’s green

unfortunately this is not my dilemma- my dilemma is now that I prefer the green colour and want to keep it forever and ever, but this is not strictly canon for the cosplay
however
however
green is often associated with villains

the transparent parrot head is also a little bit freaky looking
the big sweeping black coat I have has ornate scrolling patterns on it
Scary Mary is legit a thing

are you think what I’m thinking, slightly ominous fake crystal parrot head?
Just a friendly reminder that if you ever invite me to your wedding me and Jess will steal your detachable poofy arm sleeve things and generally behave like obnoxious six year olds the entire time

also we used to get called Fred and George all the time at school
no idea why

YES THAT WAS ME HI also jkgsajfas how did you even

Mango someone has been finding your gifs of me I knew that livestream would come back to haunt me

So as per request I tried styling my hair in a Robert Lutece style and…
it
worked.
Surprisingly easily.
So yeah huh I guess that might wind up being the second cosplay I do at the London Expo in October after all 8|

I look like I just had a haircut and it accidentally came out two shades away from Robert Lutece’s

like maybe if I straightened it and acted more sciency

and wasn’t wearing eyeliner
oh wait no he could totally rock that
So since some of you are still insisting I could do a Rosalind cosplay I messed about with my hair. It’s way too short and red but I was surprised at how easy it was to coax into an anti-gravity wave function style 8|
Also haha I am actually starting to get freckles this year because I get to see sunlight what