I WAS SHOPPING IN THE STREET FOR FUCKING DEODORANT OF ALL THINGS AND A REALLY CUTE GIRL CAME UP TO ME AND STRAIGHT UP ASKED ME OUT I LITERALLY FELT MY FACE TURN PILLAR BOX RED IN 0.2 SECONDS

I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID I THINK I DECLINED POLITELY BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T SEEM UPSET BUT OHGMHAMSGODS