wtfevolution:
“ “Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”
"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug.”
“I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red.”
“I picked it myself.”
“That’s a weird...

wtfevolution:

“Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”

"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug.”

“I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red.”

“I picked it myself.”

“That’s a weird fuzzy branch it’s crawling on, though, huh?”

“What? No. Those are the babies.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Babies. Dozens of creepy, squirmy, waxy, fringy babies.”

"… you are so weird.”

Source: Flickr / christophandre / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 (exposure adjusted from original)

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