"What’s the matter with Percy?"

"I’m not sure, but it must be something terrible."

"Oh, it can’t be that bad."

"He’s placed himself in Teenage Vampire Romance."

"…Yeesh."

A thought in which I believe: When Percival is run ragged, emotionally, or is simply having a particularly bad day, he decides he no longer wants to be Percival. He just wants to be a book.

The Percy Tantrum Conundrum.

(Percival belongs to dsylexiafeind)