so like in between all the other “draw yourself as x” memes

WHY IS THERE NO “DRAW YOURSELF AS THE POKEMON CHAMPION” MEME

You guys it’s literally the best thing you can draw yourself as, because you get to be a DOUBLE BADASS. Not only are you the best trainer, you’re also the best at some other thing, like yo for real:

Blue: Overachieving Min-Max Asshole
Lance: Dragon Whisperer Superhero
Steven: Just Obscenely Rich
Cynthia: Master All-Black Wardrobe Owner
Iris: Monster Space Princess
Diantha: Actual Movie Star

Cool stuff: Looker and Banette and SPIES. Smash em together and you get CHAMPION OX, boss of the International Pokemans Police!!!

Be the overpowered jerk you always dreamed of! Pokemon!!!