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Ooookay, strange fact number 1. When I was about thirteen I was on a particularly bitchy horse during a riding lesson, which decided to buck me off when we were cantering around, but instead of doing what most horses do (which would be to bugger off and laugh at your sorry ass), it turned around and cantered back over me. Over and on my leg, to be specific.
It’s very rare for horses to ever tread on fallen riders, so my teacher didn’t believe me or the other students when we told her, so I was made to man the fuck up and get the fuck back on my horse. I spent the remainder of the lesson convinced that I had a broken leg but I at least finished the damned lesson.
Turned out I just had severe muscle trauma and some minor bone stress, but the teacher never doubted my integrity again (she kind of got her ass handed to her by the parents who’d been watching afterwards).
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