Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

I’m supposed to be working on this bloody review and I just can’t get motivated and now I’m starting to seriously doubt whether this is a good idea at all and really what was I thinking.

Uuhhh ‘cause you know I’m going to totally get trolled for copying the Nostalgia Critic and I don’t actually give a shit about that because I am but I’m not it’s just a sort of contribution to his cause and really it’s for fun but I’m insecure and anxious and I don’t know if I’ll be able to update fast enough to bother and should I really follow his format or should I do it from a more analytical animation perspective or would that be too over-people’s-heads and under-the-right-people’s-heads and I’ll just end up being hated by both and my voice is horrible and my face is awful and nobody knows who I am anyway and isn’t that better because if I get a reputation for this it might damage my prospects for being hired as an animator if people think I’m just in it for the internet celeb shit and I’m not but oh dear.

TL:DR Sarah is procrastinating like an ass to cover the fact that she’s actually a miserable coward.