Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

muppetmayhem:

smugmode:

I’m so so bored of predictable, tame uninspiring Oscars hosts. Who are we gonna get next year? Another turn for Ellen, Billy Crystal, Whoopi? Yawny McYawnington. Why have one host when you could have ALL OF THE MUPPETS?

Do I even gots to ‘splain to you why this is a good idea, ok?

MUSICAL NUMBERS

CELEBRITY CAMEOS

STATLER & WALDORF SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EVERYTHING

MISS. PIGGY.

EVERYTHING GOING WRONG BACKSTAGE

And before you say that it would’t be possible The Muppets have peformed live shows before. 

They’re the perfect halfway house between something ‘edgy’ like Seth McFarlane and something as beige as Billy Crystal. Nostalgic, hilarious and fun. There’s already a facebook page for it which started when Eddie Murphy quit as host in 2012 that has about 30k likes - https://www.facebook.com/MuppetOscars

Let’s make this happen folks. 

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I am more down with this than the force of gravity itself

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