Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

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hey so say you’re a writer or something, right? sure is difficult to get people to read original prose these days, isnt it???
wouldnt it be easier if you had some kind of clear visual format in which to showcase your ideas??? WELL HEY
i make comics and i make them fast as hell
i also happen to be trying to move out of my house, which is mainly hindered by the fact that i’m broke as all fuck, so i’m not in a position to be too picky right now
so here’s the deal, right?
give me a clear, detailed script and i’ll bang some comics out for you dirt cheap
dirt cheap??? dirt cheap
$20: 1-5 pages
$40: 6-10 pages
so on, so forth. i’ll do as many as you want if youre down to pay for it, i dont care
+$10 for lettering
not currently offering color? it absorbs a ton of time i’m sorry
these prices are batshit low but hey
i’m trying to get on a plane here, what can you do
send me an ask or email me at nomorecrates@gmail.com and we’ll set some shit up
things i’m good at:
actiony shit
detailed background stuff
things i’m bad at:
people standing around talking? i can and will do it, its just harder to make seem dynamic and interesting
animals arent my strongest suit in the world
neither are cars
once i draw your thing, you own it! its totally yours to do literally whatever you want with
however, when it comes to public distribution of the pages (whether you’re selling them or not or not), regarding credit:
please note that i’m the one who drew it! if possible, link back to this very post
feel free to alter any of the pages! just please be sure to clearly note what changes you made to it so people do not assume it was me
this is… a massively difficult undertaking but i need money desperately so i can get my shit together and get out, so i’m willing to do what i need to here
even if you can’t/don’t wanna buy anything, i’d also really super appreciate it if you could reblog this
thanks, yo