okay but to me this just looks like a falcon who has gotten fed up with their dumbass friend’s inability to fly

“Oh jeez- look, I can’t watch this anymore…

look, you’re supposed to FLAP-

no not like a goddamn magikarp get your ass out of the water-

okay, no, you see that? That is a backwards somersault

oh ffs do I actually have to do this-

look I am PHYSICALLY LIFTING YOU INTO THE AIR. YES YOU MIGHT WELL GAPE IN ASTONISHMENT IT’S PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME YOUR FACE HAS BEEN MORE THAN AN INCH AWAY FROM SMASHING STRAIGHT INTO SOMETHING

THIS IS CALLED AVIATION, MOTHERFUCKER, NOW STOP PEDDLING YOUR LEGS THAT ISN’T GOING TO DO SHIT I mean christ Barry do even I have to tell you this crap you’re three years out of college…”