Anonymous asked: You perfect human being

Incorrect; I am most certainly not a human being. Scientists have struggled for many years to determine precisely what I am without any success, but they have narrowed the field of my probable species down to the subcategories of cartoon, robot, or some form of sentient cutlery. Maybe an over-sized bacterium. Nobody’s sure but we’re taking bets.

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  6. horrid-queer said: An awsome response
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  9. frosty-jack said: Are you sure that you’re not “Practically perfect in every way” on a tape measure?
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  12. andersam5 said: my bet is on god
  13. ingle-name-change said: ModMad, actual physical cartoon from the cartoon dimension. Beware!
  14. rummyj said: I’m still working on the theory that you are a cartoon character based on the odd things your hair can do and the fact that your DNA strands sing “Make ‘Em Laugh”.
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