Ever since you installed that chat program that Alfred sent you (botherpal? hasslebuddy? no, pesterchum, that’s what it was) he’s been sending you messages and being an all-around general nuisance. Though recently, he’s been sending messages by the truckload- something about his house being hit by a meteor.

Yeah, like you’d believe that.

arthur stop that is too much pepper

arthur

arthur you’re going to regret that later stop

i need to stop making this horrible crossover