You mean it’s not supposed to look like that?

e__e

Oh.

 What the holy hell is that. /carves out eyes/

Eww? XD

“British bacon” is really good. ;w; *dies*

YOUR BRITISH BACON LOOKS LIKE HAM :O

^

that first bacon what the najkfhdhfj 

I THOUGHT THE SECOND BACON WAS JUST HOW THEY DREW IT IN CARTOONS D: HOW DOES IT LOOK DIFFERENT ELSEWHERE?

HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF BACON DO YOU GUYS HAVE IN BRITAIN?! WHAT IS THAT,  A SLAB OF MEAT?! OMG I WANT THAT NOW, EVEN THOUGH IT FRIGHTENS ME.