so my Mary Poppins umbrella arrived in the post and it is SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT

but

the canopy is not black like I ordered

it’s green

unfortunately this is not my dilemma- my dilemma is now that I prefer the green colour and want to keep it forever and ever, but this is not strictly canon for the cosplay

however

however

green is often associated with villains

the transparent parrot head is also a little bit freaky looking

the big sweeping black coat I have has ornate scrolling patterns on it

Scary Mary is legit a thing

are you think what I’m thinking, slightly ominous fake crystal parrot head?

let's do thisexcept I am not covering my lovely skirt in fake blood I'm just going to have to work around thatMod ends up being a villain despite all effortsmod's ugly faceis tired and has no eyeliner on I am sorry